Fools And Their Money

Been fooled by a ponzi scam? A 419 advance fee fraud? Bought anything at all from Mr Madoff? Could you be? Have you? Would you?

Take the test.

You will have seen a link that says:

You are the 988,744,113th visitor to this site. You are guaranteed a prize. Click here.

Did you click?

Now you know the answers to the last three questions without needing any help from Einstein.

NB: If you said yes, immediately check all your bank accounts. Also, develop some wisdom (particularly concerning impossibly - not just improbably - high numbers of claimed hits).

Devils' Dust Turns Gold

I have no comment. Just click the title and weep.

The rich shall prosper while commuters weep and perish.

Ah, well, I can run a better train company on Railroad Tycoon 3.

Sarkozy: Drunk, Dizzy or Judged?

Judge not that thee be not judged. That was one of the guy's better sayings (whether he existed or not).

That journalists should judge Sarkozy takes, well, the biscuit. Actually, it takes a whole lorry load of biscuit tins.

Mind you, you have to eat quite a lot of biscuits to buy his running up the stairs explanation too. Maybe it wasn't beer.