Forget the Credit Crunch. The Really Bad News is...

Oh No!

Someone is writing a new book about Winnie the Pooh.

This is sacrilege and I immediately pronounce fatwah calling upon all right thinking members of society to hunt down all of those involved and throw a substantial quantity of egg custard tarts at them.

Devils' Dust Turns Gold

I have no comment. Just click the title and weep.

The rich shall prosper while commuters weep and perish.

Ah, well, I can run a better train company on Railroad Tycoon 3.